EXTRACT I: Speed cameras – “Violation of our freedom. I’m an adult and I can drive, fuck off. All these speed limits too. Well 30 is better than 40. Ok well 20 is safer than 30 and 10 is safer than 20. And we will make all motorways 20 miles per hour and if you’re against it you want people to die. Every road will be covered by a camera from all angles and every eight metres there will be a speed bump. It will never end!”

EXTRACT II: Ugly friends – “Can’t stand around hot people. Makes you look ugly and maybe you are, but you don’t want to emphasize that, do you. Get some ugly friends, some short people, maybe dwarves, amputees, burnt victims, the morbidly obese – fat people are funny – chicks dig that.”